There are so many things on the news websites today that have annoyed me, I just had to mention some of them on this blog.
1. Tracy Emin threatens to withdraw her crappy bronze sparrow from display in Liverpool. Yeah, go ahead Tracey. Do you honestly imagine that anyone give’s a sh*t? It is a well known stereotype that Scousers will nick anything that isn’t bolted down – what did you expect?
2. All the reports (many from yesterday) about the new parking regulations and repeated references to how “incensed” members of the public get when they receive parking tickets. You know what? If you don’t want to get a fine, or be “incensed”, don’t park illegally ! Find yourself a proper parking space, and pay your way like everyone else has do. If you’ve parked illegally and got fined, live with it and stop moaning. It’s your own fault.
3. ASBO OAP jury considers verdict – These ASBOs – I just cannot get my brain around the concept of a court order which commands someone not to do things that are already illegal anyway! What nonsense. Let’s lock the old bag up and be done with it.
4. Wall Street rescue talks blocked – that’s it, America. Your collective greed has brought a significant portion of the world’s financial markets to a standstill, but let’s not miss the opportunity to hold out for your own gains just a bit longer. Listen guys, Bush’s comments are not just hyperbole – this is serious stuff and the Western world’s ability to raise capital for its industry and businesses is under serious threat. Pull your finger’s out of your bottoms, close your huge mouths, just this once, and get on with fixing the problem. Thanks.
5. Another bloody bomb attack in Pakistan – Would-be terrorists: please open your eyes. The obsolete religious dogma you follow was fabricated by men who wanted to control others, and their descendants continue to control you. Murdering innocent people will not get you to paradise. It will make you and your kind the object of irreversible hatred for eternity.
6. Ecstasy Downgrade Considered – oh, for goodness sake, grow up. Drugs are bad. No one needs them. Nothing good comes of people taking drugs and no right minded parent wants their kid taking them. Let’s start winning this war on drugs that the government seems to lack the bottle to fight with any sort of vigour. Let’s make it legal – in fact, let’s make it a civil duty – that all drivers are expected to run over at least one drug dealer per year. Drivers will receive a discount off their road tax for every additional drug dealer knocked down.
